非常搞笑的英语笑话（带翻译）

1、Boy:Isthisseatempty?Girl:Yesandthisonewillbeifyousitdown.男孩：这个座位是空的么？女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。2、Boy:CanIbuyyouadrink?Girl:ActuallyIdratherhavethemoney.

100段英语小笑话

The Old Grandfather and His Grandson 祖父和孙子 从前有个很老很老的老人,眼睛花,耳朵也背,双膝还不住地发抖.每当他坐在餐桌前吃饭时,汤匙也握不稳,常常把菜汤撒在桌布上,汤还会从嘴边流出来.儿子和媳妇都嫌弃他,老人只好躲到灶后的角落里吃饭.他们给他一只瓦盆,把饭菜

英语幽默长笑话带翻译

Q: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那

简单的英语小笑话(带翻译）

1、Goldfish金鱼Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a b