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1、Boy:Isthisseatempty?Girl:Yesandthisonewillbeifyousitdown.男孩：这个座位是空的么？女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。2、Boy:CanIbuyyouadrink?Girl:ActuallyIdratherhavethemoney.

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1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.　　Mum:There is no electricity tonight.　　Mike:Then lets watch TVwith a candie on.　　迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。　　妈妈：今晚停电了。　　迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看

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The Old Grandfather and His Grandson 祖父和孙子 从前有个很老很老的老人,眼睛花,耳朵也背,双膝还不住地发抖.每当他坐在餐桌前吃饭时,汤匙也握不稳,常常把菜汤撒在桌布上,汤还会从嘴边流出来.儿子和媳妇都嫌弃他,老人只好躲到灶后的角落里吃饭.他们给他一只瓦盆,把饭菜

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1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.　　Mum:There is no electricity tonight.　　Mike:Then lets watch TVwith a candie on.　　迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。　　妈妈：今晚停电了。　　迈克：那我们就点着蜡烛看

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He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: Thats too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We pla

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1)TOMS EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为

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1、Boy:Isthisseatempty?Girl:Yesandthisonewillbeifyousitdown.男孩：这个座位是空的么？女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。2、Boy:CanIbuyyouadrink?Girl:ActuallyIdratherhavethemoney.